The Power of Masturbation
There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.
However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.
Joining the Movement
Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace.
I have this feeling these folks didn't conceptualize it this way but... what a very interesting use of basic sex magic forms! I would encourage any of my peace-loving readers to aid the cause!
Grokking is.
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Essy
Essy! \o/
ReplyDelete"Basic sex magic forms"? Huh?
ReplyDeleteI dunno how this would help anything, but at least it doesn't harm anything. There've definitely been plenty of worse ideas.
Sex magic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_magic
ReplyDeleteThe techniques they are employing here are very basic forms of sex magic.
Call me skeptical, cause that sounds like a lot of nonsense to me.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, if you guys really need an excuse to masturbate, then ok. *Shrugs* I'm more amused by this than anything.